“There’s Something Askew Here”
…I like you, America, but…seriously, the fuck?We don’t understand it either.
I need to get back to the gym. I may be lonely, but I could be a little more confident and lonely.
Especially because I have adopted beer drinking as an acceptable hobby since my birthday.
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.
[1/7] Character Deaths
EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT BAMBI OR SIMBA, BUT FUCK DISNEY, LITTLEFOOT’S WAS THE SAD PARENT DEATH OF MY CHILDHOOD
Apparently, when they were just about to enter the Great Valley, my younger self was like, “Little Foot’s going to see his grandparents and his mom again.”
My own mother turned to me and said, “His mother is gone, honey.”
I don’t even really remember that so I’m going out on a limb to guess that it was so traumatizing that I buried it deep inside me.
I have at least two fanfics to start on, a blog to co-run with my sister, an ACNL blog that hasn’t been updated in forever, another blog I would love to start where I would write about why I love the stuff I love and analyze it. I have a paper to write for my lone class and a final to take this week.
Yet, I have no motivation to do anything but lay on my couch and drink tea. Maybe daydream a little about those fics, but mostly stare at the ceiling.
sherlock series three, featuring “the empty tubs of ice cream,” “the sign of feels,” and “his last episode for fuck knows how long”
I bet my patronus would be a harp seal
can you imagine. what do you even do if your patronus is a seal.
all the stags and jack russel terriers and horses charge at the dementors and then yours just appears and
hello friend no more sadness today